The true hero of the entire Star Wars franchise was revealed to us at ‘Star Wars Celebration Chicago’. His name is Klaud and he may very well be the greatest legend to come from a Galaxy far, far away.
What we didn’t realise is that Klaud’s reputation has preceded him and it turns out we are learning new facts about him almost daily.
If you learn any new and interesting facts, please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org and they will be featured here, as well as on The Life Debt Podcast.
Klaud never lets the Wookiee win.
Klaud is the bright centre to the universe.
Klaud doesn’t see thing before they happen, he’s already there.
Klaud loves you.
Klaud survived a direct assault on an Imperial Star Destroyer and won.
Klaud IS the Senate.
Klaud was the first to successfully navigate the Kessel Run. @CadBanesBounty
Klaud once poured salt on his baby brother Jabba. He doubled in size and said it really hutt. @PeteSkeet2
Klaud, ALWAYS has a good feeling about this. @joshuarowe24
Klaud tells 3PO the odds. @joshuarowe24
Klaud threatens good motivators with nothing more than a stare. @CadBanesBounty
Klaud farts tibanna gas and sweats coaxing. @CadBanesBounty
Lando shot Klaud for fucking with his swag. @tarkintangents
Klaud shot first. @PeteSkeet2
Klaud drove Bor Gullet mad.